I am THE gay giraffe.

Heyyo I'm Ethanual and this here is my blog thingamajig. I'm a 17 year old west coast kid stuck in the Canadian prairies. My hobbies include eating and sleeping and laughing by myself at dumb things I find on this website. I honestly have no idea what else to put in this thinger. Soooo...umm...yeah. Things for looking at are over there. ⇦
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hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

lobotomyfail: The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

acowardlylion:

first date questions

andwhataflammableheart:

rosy higgins’s reimagining of spider-man’s costume.

even though we've only talked like once you're one of my fave mutual followers ahhh ily you're so great

@Anonymous

GAHH I LOVE YOU TOO!! YOU CAN TALK TO ME ANYTIME!! I’m just very bad at starting conversations when I don’t see people in person even if I really want to talk to them badly but please talk to me again or something okay! But oh my gosh I’m so happy I’m one of your favourite mutual followers, I adore all my mutual follows (even if it’s adoration from afar).

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

thehobodad:

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

theagilebeast:

Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.